Friday, April 18, 2014

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fallontonight:

"A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents…But you know who’s most upset about the strippers is the residents’ families. They’re suing the nursing home. And this is real, these are the lawyers they hired…That’s like Carmen San Diego on the side, a Dick Tracy villain, a geriatric pimp in the middle, a woman wearing a backwards leather jacket, and the guy in the back looks like a blogger.”

fallontonight:

"A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents…But you know who’s most upset about the strippers is the residents’ families. They’re suing the nursing home. And this is real, these are the lawyers they hired…That’s like Carmen San Diego on the side, a Dick Tracy villain, a geriatric pimp in the middle, a woman wearing a backwards leather jacket, and the guy in the back looks like a blogger.”

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As adults, we try to develop the character traits that would have rescued our parents. Alain de Botton (via orguns)

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thedragontower:

I feel like I should really read the original version of this tale.

thedragontower:

I feel like I should really read the original version of this tale.

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bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

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simplybryanna:

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trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

titytwochainz:

niggas get shot everyday b

titytwochainz:

niggas get shot everyday b

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